Last evening the doorbell rang around 7 o'clock. Who could this be? I wasn't expecting anyone. Good thing I hadn't already changed into my evening lounge wear - the lovely Tinkerbell pajamas, sexy huh? Anyway, I went to the door and there stood a couple of friends with their 13 year old son. And, they had brought a pizza!
As we caught up on the recent happenings in our lives, I noticed Jeremy kept going into the bathroom. Okay...maybe it's just a result of all the soda he was drinking. His mother eventually commented and Jeremy assured her he was fine.
As they began to leave, Jeremy went to the bathroom one last time. Now I'm wondering, just what is so fascinating in there? There are no nudie magazines or video games, what is his deal? After my friends left I went into bathroom to check things out. Is he stealing toilet paper? No, everything appeared normal.
It wasn't until this morning that things became clear. As I stepped out of the shower, I noticed a huge message written across the fog covered mirror, "I am watching YOU!!!". I froze, my heart was pumping fast, I had visions of Anthony Perkins, in drag, entering the bathroom with a big knife. Seconds seemed like minutes.
That little psycho! Each time he had gone to the bathroom he had fogged a portion of the mirror with his own breath to continue his message. I wanted to call his parents, but now that I've cooled off, revenge is mine. Somehow, someday, when he least expects it, I'm going to..... (thinking, thinking)
Any ideas how to punk a 13 year old?
Funny. He got you good :)
ReplyDeleteHere's one but it could get you in trouble and takes considerable time and money. Hire a scarey clown to show up at different places he frequents (like school, the mall, the movies, the police station etc). The clowns job is to just catch his eye and "stare" at him for about 20 seconds (no expression on his face) and then walk off - (and of course keep showing up wherever the kid is at odd times)
ReplyDeleteThe other thing you could do is find out when he gets his first girlfriend and show up at their prom and exclaim "Hey I have those naked pictures of Rosie O'Donnell you requested"! Those are my only 2 ideas.
@ myundiary - Yes, he did, the little punk.
ReplyDelete@ survey girl - I love the stalking clown idea. Hell, I don't have anything better to do, I'll dress up as the clown - his mother can give me his whereabouts. This is great! Thanks.
I don't have any suggestions on how to get back at the kid, but you might want to hire a bodyguard. Maybe he really is a little Norman Bates.
ReplyDeleteThen again, rather than planning to bludgeon you in the shower, maybe he only planted a pinhole camera in your shower. Just in case that's what he did, could you tell me how to get in touch with him? I'd like to buy some copies of the pictures.
Friends with food are a good thing. Friends with 13-year-old pranksters, not so much. Just find him a public place with plenty of his peers around and then hug on him and rub his hair and generally make a scene over him until he's ready to melt into the ground. Teenage boys hate that sort of thing.
ReplyDeleteJust give the little brat a wedgie next time you're visiting his mom and he has his firends over.
ReplyDeleteHey I like the Halloween look around here. Cool!
@ Joel - A pinhole camera? OMG! I never thought of that. And, no, I will not tell you how to get in touch with him....jeeez!
ReplyDelete@ MikeWJ - Hey, that's the ticket. I'll also remind him how I used to change his diapers and give him baths.
ReplyDelete@ nomaedufus - Good idea! Thanks, I needed a little redesign of the place.
Start sending anonymous letters to him in the mail. Of course, they can always trace those, so maybe not a good idea.
ReplyDeleteOMG..I'd have killed the little shit just for that tiny heart attack moment..
ReplyDeleteHowever, as for revenge: Next time he comes over with his mother, ask him in front of everyone if he could kindly return your red thongs he took out of your bathroom...:)
Ok, i like the red thong idea. Maybe you need to visit them and when his friends are over whip out the nude baby pics of him! Obviously a budding psycho!
ReplyDeleteThat's scary!
ReplyDeleteI like the clown idea. That would really freak him out I think.
@ CatLadyLarew - Good idea, if I remember to wear gloves that is.
ReplyDelete@ Nipsy - I love it!!! To watch him turn as red as a thong would be priceless.
@ Buggys - Yep, the thong idea is at the top of my list for this little psycho.
@ Babs-beetle - His school is only a couple of blocks from my house. A couple of early morning drive-bys is definitely worth the effort.
The worst thing you could do to a 13 year old is embarrass him in front of his peers. So, think of something good and get him! Lol
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny! Wait until he gets married and embarrass him at the rehearsal dinner! Stopping by from the peach Tart. Love your blog!
ReplyDelete@ ToughCookie - Oh, believe me, I fully intend to.
ReplyDelete@ Lee - I don't think I can wait that long, but will definitely keep in reserve a special toast. Thanks for stopping by today.
kehehe what a little charmer!
ReplyDelete@ Missy - Yeah, what a little charmer. Wait till I get through with him, he won't know what hit him.
ReplyDeleteIf he goes out Trick or Treating, follow him around slowly, wearing coveralls, and a Michael Myers mask from "Halloween."
ReplyDeleteIf you have a friend or contact with the police department......have the police go to his house saying that there's been a horrible accident at YOUR house, and that they are interviewing the neighbors for leads. Of course, when they ask what happened at YOUR house, the officer tells them there's been a horrific murder in the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteI can only imagine the look on that kids's face.
@ Skip - Capital idea, capital.
ReplyDelete@ Matty - I do have a friend that's a detective. This is priceless! I'm all over this idea. Thanks!