Caption This! No. 34 Winner!

Okay, I'm back. Sorry for the pause in the action, folks. No, I was not reconstructing my blog, I was reconstructing my life. Don't you just hate it when reality kicks in and you have to pry yourself away from your blog? Oh, it's difficult alright. Anyway, I appreciate your patience and I promise I will get to each of your blogs today. I'm just dying to know what I've missed the past several days. That being said...on with the show!

Oh boy, you all had some pretty funny submissions this week, thank you so much for playing. The Panel has handed down their decision for the winner of The Golden Phallus. But, first, let's give a round of applause to those receiving a most-honorable mention.....

mac said...
"Did I mention the pre-employment cavity search, Bob?"

nonamedufus said...
"Proctology 101: 1. put on gloves 2. ask patient to bend over 3. THE PANTS, THE PANTS! ...Damn."

Leeuna said...
"Introducing the latest in Health Care Reform: the Ben Dover prostate exam center. Can also be performed via the drive-up window."

The Old Silly said...
"Occasionally there comes a time in life when you just gotta take things into your own hands. In those defining moments, a great crevice is traversed, and deep sense of satisfaction is derived."

otin said...
"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

We have a winner!.....

This week's winner is certainly no stranger to Caption This! And, quite frankly, she was due to win the coveted trophy. We all know her and love her and without further ado...stand up, Cat Lady Larew, take a bow. Congratulations, you are this week's winner! Just in case you've been living under a rock and you are not familiar with her blog, How To Become A Cat Lady Without The Cats, please pop over for a visit today and be sure to "follow" her.

And, now, the winning caption......

"Hmmm... to lube or not to lube?
That is the question."

See you all here Wednesday for the St. Patrick's Day special edition of Caption This!

Me-Me's Neighborhood No. 5

Ohhhhh, who are the people in your neighborhood?

Today's featured neighbor is no stranger to most of you. However, there may be some of you who have never visited her before. Regardless, please drop by her place today for a visit and make her feel welcomed. And, be sure to drop her a note and "follow" her, it's the neighborly thing to do.

I would like you all to know Cat Lady Larew. Now, she's no ordinary cat lady. There's something very unique about her...she has no cats. That's right, no cats. Her blog, How to Become a Cat Lady...Without the Cats has been an absolute favorite of mine over the past several months. She absolutely cracks me up! Talk about a quick wit, even the comments she leaves around the blogosphere are hilarious. If you don't believe me, pop over and read a recent post of hers, Felt and Impressions of Tuva, where she had everyone going, including myself.


Here's a little something from her profile to give you an idea of what you could be missing:

One day I woke up and discovered I had become a cat lady... just without the cats. Like a crazy cat lady's house, my brain is a cluttered jumble of thoughts, ideas and memories. I write to sort through some of the clutter in my brain. Oh, yeah... and to get attention!

Sounds intriguing, doesn't it?

Also, Cat Lady Larew is one fierce competitor. You'll see her around during the week submitting to and winning caption contests. No, she hasn't won The Golden Phallus yet, but she's usually a recipient of a most-honorable mention. However, with her perseverance, I'm sure she's just a contest or two away from taking home the coveted prize.

Now, here's a something I've not done before in this series. Yesterday I received the "Happy 101" award from my dear, dear friend Quirky. Quirkyloon is also a great neighbor and friend of Cat Lady's. Anyway, I would love to pass this award along to Cat Lady Larew, because she's a "cupcake" of a gal. No doubt about it, she's the real deal, a true blue follower of many, many blogs. Here's to you, Cat Lady Larew....thank you for being such a great neighbor!!!


So, grab a Diet Dr. Pepper and head on over to How to Become a Cat Lady...Without the Cats, settle in for a good laugh and show her some bloggy love by welcoming her to your neighborhood.