Caption This! No. 45 - And The Winner Is.....

Good morning! We wake this morning to some kind of extreme weather in most parts of the country. Even here in the desert southwest I can honestly say, "baby, it's cold outside". But that's okay, I'm staying toasty warm in my snuggie and mukluks. I also have the added warmth of a big mug of dark chocolate and caramel cocoa topped off with whip cream...yummy. So as you make your way to the market for supplies, please be careful out there. Try to keep your "hey, watch this y'all" antics to a minimum. 

And, speaking of keeping warm.....our subject for this week's Caption This! has brought some great one-liners.  Thank you all for playing. I have a couple of folks I'd like to give the most-honorable mention.....

JBM said, "It's not easy being me", said Tommy, but I thank my lucky stars for all the loving support I get from little Suzy and bog-Mike-dog."

nonamedufus said, "New mom Bowzer was quite relieved to learn her partner Billy Bob was colour blind."

Now, this week's winner is no stranger her at Me-Me's Playhouse, he is a faithful player of Caption This! You may have seen his blog over the many years, if not, please stop by and visit Agent 54 today. I love his simple and to the point caption. Congratulations, Timothy Hechet, you are this week's recipient of The Golden Phallus!

"Modern Family"

Thanks again everyone for playing and I will see you next week for another edition of Caption This!

Caption This! No. 44 - And The Winner Is.....

Yeah, I know, I'm late with the results.

But,

I have a whole list of excuses though.

  1. Cleaning
  2. More Cleaning
  3. Cooking
  4. Cleaning
  5. Family arrived
  6. Cooking
  7. Eating
  8. Cleaning
  9. Sleeping
10. Cooking
11. Eating
12. Cleaning
13. Shopping
14. Napping
15. Cooking
16. Cleaning
Repeat 9-16

I do apologize for the delay, as you can see, I was mighty busy during the Thanksgiving holiday. The food was delicious, the company was delightful and the weather was perfect.  All-in-all, we had a marvelous time.

Bonus - I even managed to win the caption contest over at Dufus' place. What a trip! Now, I be hangin' with the best of the best.

I do appreciate all who participated this week. If you were half as busy as I was, you definitely deserve props for showing up and playing. Now, who won? There were a couple of really good captions worthy of a most-honorable mention......

JBM said, "Ronnie was an eccentric loner which was unfortunate for Misery, his cat."

Shawn over at Stubborn Fool said, "Despite photo evidence, many felt the first moon landing was a hoax."

The winner this week could not be beat even if you took a stick to his caption. Plus, only a Canadian would be able to think on this level...with or without a tin foil hat. Toronto's mayor, Rob Ford, has been the butt of many a joke recently and now has made it to the pages of The Screaming Me-Me!!! 

Congratulations, Dufus, you take home the coveted trophy!

"In one of his frequent drunken stupors, Toronto mayor Rob Ford slips tin foil 

hats on himself and his pussy prior to sitting down to eat one of many cat dinners."

Thanks again for playing and I'll see you tomorrow with another edition of Caption This!

Caption This! No. 43 - And The Winner Is.....

Hello everyone and welcome back to Me-Me's Playhouse and thank you all for playing Caption This! This week's photo was an awkward family of sisters posing with their favorite things. The family pets, I get that, but the ventriloquist doll....weird. 

There are a few standout captions I'd like to give a most-honorable mention.....

Agent 45, Timothy Hecht, was stylin' with his caption. - "Dad always had the best hair of everyone in the whole family."

Shawn - "Perhaps they were all in denial, but no one wanted to admit what the all knew to be true. Woody was adopted."

Reforming Geek certainly has an eye for photography - "Ok, everyone, big smiles and don't blink.! Ok, Victor, very funny."

Caption master, Dufus, took this photo to a whole nother level - "You'd be bug-eyed too if someone was always sticking their hand up your ass."

The winner this week is a long-time blogger, author and frequent player here in the playhouse...Mike over at The Wizardry of Otin. If you have never visited The Wizard, please stop by his place and say, "howdy". Congratulations, Mike, you take home the coveted Golden Phallus!

"Pinocchio stars in his first porn film -- Big Hair Gives Me Wood" 

Thanks again for playing and I hope to see you all here again next week! Have a great weekend everyone! Peace out.

Caption This No. 42 - And the Winner Is.....

So sorry for the delay in posting the winner of Caption This!, but I have been under the weather with a head and chest cold which has had me feeling pretty poorly. However, after a double-round of Nyquil and copious amounts of Ibuprofen, I am feeling much better.

Before we get to the winner, I must give credit to a couple of most-honorable mentions for their fine entries.

Indigo Roth may have found his match with his caption, "After several years of the single life, Roth finally lands a date with not just ONE beautiful woman, but TWINS! Things are looking up!"

Chelle Blogger also stopped by and left this caption, "Hugh Hefner is so old he doesn't even notice if his live-in girlfriends have penises anymore."

This week's winner is no stranger to captioning, in fact, he runs his own caption contest each week. So, be sure to stop by his place on Wednesday to play Pause, Ponder and Pun. Stand up and take a bow Dufus, you are this week's recipient of The Golden Phallus! Congratulations!

"Damn, Sam, you really should have called me this morning to tell me what you were

wearing to the Gay Pride Parade today. Now I'm so embarrassed, you silly you."

Thank you all for playing and I really hope to see you again on Wednesday for another edition of Caption This! Have a great week everyone!

Caption This! No. 41 - And, The Winner Is.....

Well, here we are again, it's time to announce this week's winner of Caption This! Before we get to that, I would take this opportunity to thank you all for playing. I really appreciate each and every entry.

I would like to acknowledge a couple of most-honorable mentions.....

laughingmom over at Where's the Funny Here? said, "Everyone playing poker hopes that the mask is the LAST thing that Griselda removes."

nonamedufus had a clever entry, "Hannibal Lecter's wife, Annibelle, passes the time playing poker while awaiting her husband's release from prison. Little known fact: Annibelle invented what's come to be known as the 'poker face'."

This week's winner is none other than that beautiful and crazy woman who pulls us Humor Bloggers together, Chelle Blogger! What a week she is having, it's also her birthday! You can find Chelle at one of her two blogs, The Offended Blogger or Scattered Among the Leaves. Congratulations, Chelle, you take home the coveted Golden Phallus!

"Marge decided to wear the latest invention engineered 

to guard off drunken opponents who insisted that the 

term'poker face' actually meant 'poker her face'."

Thanks again for playing and I hope to see you all next Wednesday for another edition of Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This!

Caption This! No. 40 - And, The Winner Is.....

Wow, you all did an awesome job with this week's photo...not that I'm at all surprised. Before we get to the announcement of this week's winner, I must recognize the most-honorable mentions:

laughingmom over at "Where's the Funny Here?"- "Toddler's and Tiara's: the unaired footage."

Chelle, The Offended Blogger said, "The Apocalypse came, but went almost completely unnoticed because the four horsemen arrived ahead of schedule, sans horses.. or pants."

Lauren at Think Spin writes, "After waiting several hours for someone to take their order, the four Junior Sumo Wrestling Champions realized they had wandered into the wrong Subway."


This week's winner is a non-blogger, but definitely had the punniest caption. Congratulations, JBM, thank you for your winning entry, you take home The Golden Phallus!

"Abandoned at Birth, the Ballitch brothers Itsa, Gotta, Hada and Willya 

continue their search for relief in the tunnels of NYC."

Thank you all for playing! I hope to see you next Wednesday for a special Halloween edition of Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This!

Caption This! No. 38 Winner!

Wow! When I put this week's photo up for Caption This!, I knew you folks wouldn't let me down. You all came up with captions which are hysterical. Thanks so much for playing!

The Panel's decision this week was a hard one and, after much deliberation, have finally decided on a wiener....erm, I mean, winner. But, there are those who were very close and have received a most-honorable mention. The following rocked it with their captions:

Ziva said...
"A very discreet survey of the Polish cycling team showed that 2 out of 5 men are lefties, 2 out of 5 men are righties, and 1 out of every 5 men doesn't give a damn. Also, 0 out of 5 men actually wear underwear."

nonamedufus said...
"The boys pose for a photo in which they demonstrate their excitement in coming from behind to win the Men's Tour de Pants."

Buggys said...
"I told them to follow the trail marked in red but 2 turned left, 2 turned right and 1 got lost!"

C: said...
"Peter, Dick, Willy, and Rod were nervous. They knew how excited Johnson was about this year's traditional post-race piggy back ride."

trash talk said...
"News Flash: Competition expected to be stiff. Home team lubed, packed and ready to explode off the starting line. More at the 10:00 news."

To see the rest of this week's captions submitted, go here. I promise, it's well worth the trip.

We have a winner!

This week's winner of The Golden Phallus is a newcomer to Caption This! Last week, in her first attempt to play, she received a most-honorable mention. Not bad, not bad at all. However, this week both of the captions she submitted were in consideration for the win! Everyone, please give a big round of applause for Malisa from Moonlight Hollow! Congratulations! I ask you all to please stop by her place today and follow her.

Now, the winning caption.....

Department "heads" from Trojan Condoms Inc.
comprise their competitive cycle team,
"Where The Rubber Meets The Road"

Thank you all again for playing. If you happen to run across a photo that you feel would make a great splash here for Caption This!, please email it to memeking2000@yahoo.com. Thanks!

See you next Wednesday!

Caption This! No. 37 Winner!

Hello everyone, thank you for stopping by today. A couple of days ago I mentioned that the best of the best play here. Man, I wasn't kidding...I wish I could give each and everyone of you the coveted prize for your captions this week.

The Panel definitely had a difficult decision this week and, after much deliberation, have finally decided on the winner. But, before we get to that announcement, I have several most-honorable mentions to hand out.

Moooooog35 said...
"Goodness, gracious...great balls of fire."

ReformingGeek said...
"I need some Ice, Ice, Baby."

Don said...
"This is why the phrase "blow me" was invented."

Kelly said...
"Just another day in Lindsay "Firecrotch" Lohan's boudoir."

Erin said...
"Their mothers' warnings about STD's went out the window, along with the condoms. With penises ablaze, the boys realized they'd better stop, drop, and roll. And get some antibiotics."

FreakSmack said...
"What a bunch of flamers!"

mac said...
"This is the normal progression. It starts with poor vision. In advanced cases, chronic masturbators are known to spontaneously combust."

Malisa said...
"Everyone in Arkansas enjoys a good wiener roast!"

We have a wiener...erm, I mean winner!

Today's winner actually submitted two really great captions, but one of them was definitely a cut above the rest. Please give a big round of applause for Tgoette because he's the one taking home The Golden Phallus today. Tgoette's blog, Sophisticated Lunacy, is one man's desperate attempt to create an amusing, entertaining and hopefully thought-provoking haven for fellow weirdos, crackpots, conspiracy theorists, alien abductees and people with a slightly twisted view on life. I'm sure you all fit into one category or another so I urge you all to stop by his place today and "follow" him.

And, now, the winning caption.....

"Trying to make the best out of a bad situation,
Clarence asked his friends if they were up for some smores."

Thank you all again for playing this week and I do hope to see you all again next week for another edition of Caption This!

Caption This! No. 36 Winner!

My-o-my, you people are hilarious!!! I mean it!! As I read through your captions, waiting for The Panel's decision, I was rolling with laughter! Good job everyone and thanks so much for playing.

First, I have a several most-honorable mentions to announce. The following really kicked some serious butt with their captions:

FreakSmack said...
This is the story of five strangers, picked to live in a house, and have their lives taped, to see what happens when people stop being polite, and start being real...

renalfailure said...
John Waters presents "The Fly."

Don said...
The girls without arms won't fight back... Pick them.

Buggys said...
Old Navy does..Girls Gone Wild!

Jeremy from We Took The Bait said...
Venus and Frank de Milo take in the Athens Community College's presentation of Kafka's "The Metamorphosis"

Heff said...
Just a normal Saturday night at Heff's Bar And Grill!

We have a winner!

This week's winner of The Golden Phallus is someone whose blog I thoroughly enjoy. Everyone, please give a big round of applause to Leeuna! Her blog, My Mind Wandered, is absolutely fabulous! Leeuna is a newspaper columnist whose whose humor column appears in several newspapers and other publications across the country. Okay, pay attention everyone, you really must visit her today and "follow" her too, click here!

And, now, the winning caption!

"We should never have come here unarmed."

Thank you all again for playing, we'll see you next week for another rip-roaring edition of Caption This!

Caption This! Winner No. 35

Happy Saturday! It's time to announce the winner of this week's special edition of Caption This! Thank you all for playing, you came up with some pretty interesting captions.....so, let's get to it.

The Panel has given thumbs-up to a few of you, those receiving a most-honorable mention are.....

Moooooog35 said...
Surprisingly, this was exactly the 'Pot' at the end of the rainbow that Dewayne had hoped he'd find.

Kelly said...
Leprechauns always have the best weed. That's what they mean by POT O' Gold.

FreakSmack said...
For $180 an ounce that shit better make you see leprechauns!

We have a winner!

This week's winner of The Golden Phallus is none other than Renal Failure! Congratulations, stand up and take a bow. I encourage you all to stop by over at Renal Failure today, I'm sure you will enjoy this writing experiment - a blog full of damnable lies and outright fabrications.

Now, the winning caption.....

"This is how Glenn Beck sees
Barack Obama and Dennis Kucinich."

Again, thank you all for playing....see you next Wednesday for another edition of Caption This!

Caption This! No. 34 Winner!

Okay, I'm back. Sorry for the pause in the action, folks. No, I was not reconstructing my blog, I was reconstructing my life. Don't you just hate it when reality kicks in and you have to pry yourself away from your blog? Oh, it's difficult alright. Anyway, I appreciate your patience and I promise I will get to each of your blogs today. I'm just dying to know what I've missed the past several days. That being said...on with the show!

Oh boy, you all had some pretty funny submissions this week, thank you so much for playing. The Panel has handed down their decision for the winner of The Golden Phallus. But, first, let's give a round of applause to those receiving a most-honorable mention.....

mac said...
"Did I mention the pre-employment cavity search, Bob?"

nonamedufus said...
"Proctology 101: 1. put on gloves 2. ask patient to bend over 3. THE PANTS, THE PANTS! ...Damn."

Leeuna said...
"Introducing the latest in Health Care Reform: the Ben Dover prostate exam center. Can also be performed via the drive-up window."

The Old Silly said...
"Occasionally there comes a time in life when you just gotta take things into your own hands. In those defining moments, a great crevice is traversed, and deep sense of satisfaction is derived."

otin said...
"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

We have a winner!.....

This week's winner is certainly no stranger to Caption This! And, quite frankly, she was due to win the coveted trophy. We all know her and love her and without further ado...stand up, Cat Lady Larew, take a bow. Congratulations, you are this week's winner! Just in case you've been living under a rock and you are not familiar with her blog, How To Become A Cat Lady Without The Cats, please pop over for a visit today and be sure to "follow" her.

And, now, the winning caption......

"Hmmm... to lube or not to lube?
That is the question."

See you all here Wednesday for the St. Patrick's Day special edition of Caption This!

Caption This! No. 33 Winner!

Sorry, I'm running a bit late today. I really don't have an excuse other than the banana-nut bread fiasco in my kitchen. That being said.....on with the show!

The Impartial Panel of Three has made their decision for this week's Caption This! The Panel has given a most-honorable mention to the following:

ReformingGeek said...
"Danny is not the sharpest TOOL in the shed."

otin said...
"They say that a person can live by sucking the juice out of a cactus!"

Mrsblogalot said...
"Think this is something? Wait until you get a load of my Bonsai!"

Quirkyloon said...
"Behold: The Wee Willie Stickler!"

Jeremy from We Took The Bait said...
"Always a devotee of Eastern medicine, Robert turned to acupuncture to solve his problem with chronic priapism."

We have a winner.....

This week's winner is no stranger to Caption This! Stand up, MikeWJ, and take a bow. Congratulations, you are the winner of The Golden Phallus!!! MikeWJ's blog, Too Many Mornings, is definitely among my favorites. Recently, MikeWJ has been showing off his awesome photography and I feel he needs to publish a coffee table book - it's that good! So, please take the time to pay him a visit today.


Now, the winning caption.....

"I'm thorny, sweetie. Are you thorny, too?"
said Bob, the lisping cowboy.

Thank you all for playing, I hope to see you all here next week for another edition of Caption This!

Oh, if you haven't already entered your comment for the book giveaway, the contest closes at midnight tonight. It's so easy, click here to enter!

Caption This! No. 32 Winner!

Hello all and thank you for playing the Olympic edition of Caption This! As you can see the guy in the photo has definitely confused the day's event...the luge. He thought the call was for the loo and attempts to mount the throne at the starting line.

The Panel has handed down their decision and the following have received a most-honorable mention......

Tgoette said...
"I am Dukiyama, defender of the toilet bowl. Beware my almighty stench!"

Kelly said...
"Yung Chin Wang: Protector of Toilets, Defender of Turds"

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...
"Yogi has his game face on as he makes his first attempt at toilet diving. The key is to have very little splash and to try to not disturb the turd in the pot."

Ziva said...
"The new sport doggy style luge didn't quite make the 2010 Olymic Games, but became an instant hit in Japan. The key to success, young Suzuki Ichiro soon discovered, was to eat, breathe and pee doggy style."

mac said...
"Tanaka sincerely regretted his decision to swallow Godzilla whole."

And the winner is.....

Today's winning author and recipient of The Golden Phallus is the one and only..... Mrs. Blogalot!!! Congratulations, rise from your throne and take a bow!

You really must pay her a visit today and follow her, here's just one reason why.....she would actually drink tomato sauce from the can if it were socially acceptable. Like Jerry Seinfeld, Mrs. Blogalot definitely offers a new spin on life's day-to-day ups and downs. Bet your bottom, her blog is positively a must read.

Now, the winning craption....erm, uh.....caption.

"As Young Flush takes the lead in the imaginary Tidy
Bowl games, visions of coming in number 2
again spurs him on to victory!"

Again, thank you all for playing, hope to see you here again next week. Have a great weekend!

Caption This! No. 31 Winner!

Yes, the Impartial Panel of Three has handed down their decision for this week's Caption This! But, before we get to the winning caption, the following have received a most-honorable mention.....

Mrsblogalot said:
"This is a job for Bearded Cigar Woman!!!"

moooooog said:
"In his defense, the camera really does add ten pounds."

Lauren said:
"Upon his release from wardrobe rehab (as captured in this recent photo), child star Harvey Wallbanger, the last surviving munchkin from the Wizard of Oz, writes tell all book entitled, "OZ S&M Scandals. What was really hidden behind the Wizard's curtain."

Skye said:
"I'm too sexy for this glove, too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts..."

Winner, winner.....

This week's winner is none other than Chris at My Virtual Attic. Congratulations, Chris, stand up and take a bow, you have won The Golden Phallus!

You all might want to stop by Chris' place today because he's one heckuva nice guy and the only one you might wanna chase out of town with torches and pitchforks.


Now, the winning caption.....

Hugo's anti-sexual discrimination lawsuit
finally paid off, and HOOTERS was forced to hire him.

Thank you all for playing Caption This!, I hope to see you again next week. Until then, have a great weekend.

Caption This! No. 30 Winner!

Hola amigos! I needed a break so I took a little trip down Mexico way for the weekend. All went well until I hit the freeway closing last night just south of Phoenix which put us almost 2 hours behind schedule. I'm still not to clear with what happened except it had something to do with smuggling illegal aliens and a shoot out. Ay carumba!

On with the show.

This past week's Caption This! brought in 50 clever captions. Thank you all for playing. The Panel has reached their decision and several have received a most-honorable mention.

Ann said:
"Just to give you all a heads up, don't stick your neck out for this guy."

Dave "Loose Cannon" Willis said:
"Mogabe, the devout witch doctor, was gradually making progress with his aspirations to be higher and closer to the gods."

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said:
"They say in our African tribe that our penises are in direct proportion to the length and width of our necks."

FreakSmack said:
"Step right up, step right up! Don't be shy folks, everyone's a winner! Just toss the ring around my neck & win your lady a a prize! Only $5 for 3 throws. Look at how many have already won!"

pcd2k said"
"I've been photo-shopped!"

Now, the winner!

Our winner this week is new to Caption This! Give a big round of applause to Skye over at Weekly Injection of Chuckles because she takes home The Golden Phallus to add to her trophy case. Congratulations, Skye, you are one clever captioner! Be sure to pop over to visit her blog today and welcome her to the neighborhood as well.

"Hmmm, feathers like a bird, neck like a giraffe,
tusks like an elephant, now what am I missing?
Oh yeah, hung like a horse!"

I Shot A Man In Reno.....

Sorry, folks, it was bound to happen sooner or later...I've had to leave the country. I'm afraid today's regular featured post has been preempted as I have to make my wake to the border.

The winner of this week's Caption This! will not appear until Monday, see you then!!!

Caption This! No. 29 Winner!

Wooo-hooo! Or should I say, Mooo-Mooo! When I put this week's photo up I honestly thought there would be no way you all could top yourselves over last week's captions. Man, I was wrong. You people are freakin' hilarious!

The Panel has given many a nod this week to those receiving a most-honorable mention. Give a round of applause to:

Cat Lady Larew said:
"Is that your udder, or are you just REALLY glad to see me?"

Nooter said:
"Uncle henrys latest obsession is to become the mascot for dell computers."

Mrs. Blogalot said:
"I got something them cow tippers ain't never gonna ferget."

Tgoette said:
"Sure we all know the happy cows from California and the miserable cows from Wisconsin, but little was known about the wild militia cows from Montana."

C: said:
"Charlie "Holstein" MacGuernsey, veteran of the viscous "Vegan Rebellion of 2014," poses amidst his plunder for the media."

Now, the winner.....

This blogger is no stranger to Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! In fact, this is the 3rd time The Panel has awarded The Golden Phallus to Freak Smack. Can you say 3-peat? Congratulations Freak Smack!!!

You all really must visit his blog, Smack A Freak. I go there all the time to take a peak of all the criminal mug shots he posts. For some reason, he seems to post quite a few from Maricopa County, which is scary, that's where I live. Now, go on over and check him out.

The winning caption.....

"I'll be DAMNED if I'm just going to sit back and watch
as aliens anal probe me and my herd again!"

Thank you all for playing! Be sure to drop back by on Wednesday for another edition of Caption This!

Caption This! No. 28 Winner!

To borrow a phrase from Frank Zappa, good googly moogly! This week's photo for Caption This! brought in over 40 great captions! Thank you all so much for playing. And a special thank you to all the first-timers who stopped by and gave this little game a shot.

The Impartial Panel of Three has been going back-and-forth over the past few days trying to decide on the winning caption. Honestly, I would not want to be in their shoes. Good googly moogly, did you all take some kind of pill which caused you to be so creative? Wow, great job everyone!

Before we get to the winning caption, The Panel would like for me to recognize the following for their efforts. Those receiving a most-honorable mention are:

moooooog said:
"The Kirstie Alley Fan Club."

Freak Smack said:
- Haiti's New Earthquake Safety Poster -
"In the case of severe ground Shaking, grab the nearest immovable object and hold on for dear life."

The mad woman behind the blog said:
Oh My Gawd Becky, look at that butt. It is so big.
"I like big butts, and I cannot lie, You other brothers can't deny...."

C: said:
"I can hear the ocean!"

Mike WJ said:
Minutes after recovering his missing wristwatch, Tim posed for a quick photo with Trudy and her proctologist.

To read all the hilarious entries, go here.

We have a winner!

There can be only one winner, folks. This week's winner of Caption This! is no stranger to The Screaming Me-Me. He's the only blogger I know who maintains not one, not two, but three blogs. Everyone, give Dufus a big hand! This is his second win here and, once again, takes home the coveted Golden Phallus for his trophy case. Congratulations!!! If you've never stopped by nonamedufus, you really ought to, especially on Wednesday when he offers his caption contest Pause, Ponder and Pun.

Now, the winning caption.....

"Vice cops Sgt Brown and Lt Kruger display their latest haul -
80 lbs of crack."

For those of you who have not voted yet, please stop by Studio 30 Plus today and vote for The Screaming Me-Me!!! which has been nominated for "Best Blog Design/Layout". Plus, you may find some of your other blogging buddies have been nominated in various other categories as well. C'mon, it will only take a minute of your time to vote here.

Enjoy your weekend!

Caption This! No. 27 Winner!

My-o-my! This week's photo certainly brought in a "rash" of responses. Thank you all for playing Caption This! The Panel has handed down their decision; however, we do have a few players who have received a most-honorable mention. Let's get to it, shall we?

The following folks submitted very creative captions, congratulations y'all!

Dufus said:
"Sven the midwife takes a moment to celebrate the delivery of Sarah's little bundle of joy."

moooooog said:
"It was on or around this time that we had to make Lou stop feeding the piranhas for his own good."

Geek Girl said:
"Holy Itchy Arms from Hell, Batman. That's the last time I hump a tree."

Marvin said:
"Mama warned me about shagging on the carpet. Shit and ouch! - look at these rug burns!"

We have a winner!

This week's Caption This! winner is a blogging buddy who I originally met through Entrecard. Her blog, Think Spin, is a satirical slant on culture, life, and society, in addition to humorous/ironic commentary. Trust me, she's one funny lady. Lauren, please stand up and take bow. Congratulations! You take home The Golden Phallus to add to your trophy case. Everyone, be sure to drop by Lauren's place today and give her a high-five!

Now, the winning caption!

"Dirk the dumb ass put his elbows on the table at Benihana's
Steak House and then proceeded to get grilled by the chef."

Thank you all again for playing, see you next time!

Caption This! No. 26 Winner!

Yesterday was pretty weird here around my place. Just minutes after I published yesterday's post, the cable went out. In my household I "bundle" with a cable company which provides my telephone, internet and television. The first couple of hours I was picking up the phone, checking the TV and looking for an internet connection every 5 minutes. Nothing, zip, nada. It was so quiet here, it was freaky. During the night as I slept, the service was restored.

This is funny.....in my inbox was an email from the cable company alerting me there had been a cable cut in my neighborhood and they are working diligently to restore service. Huh? Thanks cable company, I appreciate you letting me know at a time when it was impossible to receive your email. Morons! At least you could have called. *smirk*

Anyway, on with the show.....


Wow, thank you all very much for playing this week's edition of Caption This! I see we had some first-time players this week - welcome, hope to see you here again next week as well.

The Panel has made their decision. But, before we get to the winning caption, we have a few most-honorable mentions to announce. The following have received a nod:



Freak Smack had a couple of great submissions, one being
♫ Oh, I wish I were an Os-car Meyer Wie - ner
That is what I'd tru-ly like to be
'cause if I were an Os-car Mey-er Wie - ner
I wouldn't have this dick in me. ♫

Mr. Knucklehead said:
"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, and THIS little piggy took it in the rump from a cross-dressing geezer. All the way home. "

Lauren said:
"The Divine Miss Swine gets porked by Grandpa Fancy Panties."

C: said:
"Oh, Ha-ha, Asshole! I got yer "Makin' Bacon" right here!"

We have a wiener, I mean, a winner.....

As you can see, The Panel's decision was not an easy one this week. Our winner is new to our little contest and our congratulations goes to....Fragrant Liar. Wooo-hooo! Her caption was simple and to the point. You really must visit her and follow today...her blog is A Grin Cheese on Wry with a Side of ROFLMAO. Here's to you, Fragrant Liar, you take home The Golden Phallus. Display it proudly, show the world you are one bad-ass!

Now, the winning caption.....

Pork you very much!

bedee-bedee-bedee, That's all folks.....