Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! No. 44

Tin foil hats? What can this mean?

Enter your caption(s) below and tune in Saturday when the winner of The Golden Phallus is announced. 

In the meantime, I hope you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

Double your captioning fun, be sure to check out what Dufus has put up today, !

Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! No. 44

Behold The Golden Phallus.....

This beauty can be yours if you can Caption This! with the most clever caption of all.  Don't be shy, enter as often as you'd like.

Please check back here on Saturday when the winner is announced.

1.....2.....3.....Go! 

Thanks for playing! Now click on over to Dufus' place for another chance to win!

Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! No. 43

Welcome to the Playhouse.....

It's time for Caption This! Enter your caption(s) in the comments below. The winner will be announced on Saturday and will receive The Golden Phallus.

When you are done here, please head on over to Dufus' place for a chance to win Hangin' with Dufus.

Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! No. 42

Hey there, hi there, ho there

We're as happy as can be

Step right up

And try your luck

Caption This!

Pic for me

You many enter as often as you like. Check back on Saturday to learn who takes home The Golden Phallus.

Tell your friends, call the neighbors and alert the media...the more the merrier! 

Also, be sure to stop by Dufus' place today for another edition of Pause, Ponder & Pun.

Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! No. 41

Humor Bloggers Dot Com Halloween Spooktacular

Yipeee, tomorrow is Halloween! Spooks, ghouls, super heroes and a princess or two will line the streets in search of tasty treats or brains, if they happen to be zombies. For this special edition of Caption This!, I have chosen a photo in honor of All Hallows Eve.

Caption This! photo in the comment section below, you may enter as often as you like --contest ends Friday at midnight. Then return here on Saturday when the winner will be announced. The winner, of course, takes home the lovely Golden Phallus.  Good luck and happy captioning!

Once you are done here, please stop by Dufus' and Chelle's places for more captioning fun! 

I hope you all have a safe and happy Halloween.

Caption This! No. 40 - And, The Winner Is.....

Wow, you all did an awesome job with this week's photo...not that I'm at all surprised. Before we get to the announcement of this week's winner, I must recognize the most-honorable mentions:

laughingmom over at "Where's the Funny Here?"- "Toddler's and Tiara's: the unaired footage."

Chelle, The Offended Blogger said, "The Apocalypse came, but went almost completely unnoticed because the four horsemen arrived ahead of schedule, sans horses.. or pants."

Lauren at Think Spin writes, "After waiting several hours for someone to take their order, the four Junior Sumo Wrestling Champions realized they had wandered into the wrong Subway."


This week's winner is a non-blogger, but definitely had the punniest caption. Congratulations, JBM, thank you for your winning entry, you take home The Golden Phallus!

"Abandoned at Birth, the Ballitch brothers Itsa, Gotta, Hada and Willya 

continue their search for relief in the tunnels of NYC."

Thank you all for playing! I hope to see you next Wednesday for a special Halloween edition of Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This!

Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! No. 40

Yes, it's that time again.....time for another edition of Caption This! Honestly, I have no idea what is going on in the photo below, that's why I am counting on all of you to enlighten me. So, put on your captioning crown and get crack-a-lackin'

Enter as often as you like, contest ends Friday midnight.  Just remember to check back here on Saturday when the winners of the Most Honorable Mention and the Golden Phallus are announced.

If you love captioning, then you best head over to nonamedufus' place for the relaunch of "Pause, Ponder & Pun" and then make your way over to The Offended Bloggers' who is offering up her very first captioning contest today!

Caption This! No. 38 Winner!

Wow! When I put this week's photo up for Caption This!, I knew you folks wouldn't let me down. You all came up with captions which are hysterical. Thanks so much for playing!

The Panel's decision this week was a hard one and, after much deliberation, have finally decided on a wiener....erm, I mean, winner. But, there are those who were very close and have received a most-honorable mention. The following rocked it with their captions:

Ziva said...
"A very discreet survey of the Polish cycling team showed that 2 out of 5 men are lefties, 2 out of 5 men are righties, and 1 out of every 5 men doesn't give a damn. Also, 0 out of 5 men actually wear underwear."

nonamedufus said...
"The boys pose for a photo in which they demonstrate their excitement in coming from behind to win the Men's Tour de Pants."

Buggys said...
"I told them to follow the trail marked in red but 2 turned left, 2 turned right and 1 got lost!"

C: said...
"Peter, Dick, Willy, and Rod were nervous. They knew how excited Johnson was about this year's traditional post-race piggy back ride."

trash talk said...
"News Flash: Competition expected to be stiff. Home team lubed, packed and ready to explode off the starting line. More at the 10:00 news."

To see the rest of this week's captions submitted, go here. I promise, it's well worth the trip.

We have a winner!

This week's winner of The Golden Phallus is a newcomer to Caption This! Last week, in her first attempt to play, she received a most-honorable mention. Not bad, not bad at all. However, this week both of the captions she submitted were in consideration for the win! Everyone, please give a big round of applause for Malisa from Moonlight Hollow! Congratulations! I ask you all to please stop by her place today and follow her.

Now, the winning caption.....

Department "heads" from Trojan Condoms Inc.
comprise their competitive cycle team,
"Where The Rubber Meets The Road"

Thank you all again for playing. If you happen to run across a photo that you feel would make a great splash here for Caption This!, please email it to memeking2000@yahoo.com. Thanks!

See you next Wednesday!

Me-Me's Playhouse Caption This! No. 38

Welcome and thanks for stopping by to play another round of Caption This! Each week I search and search for a photo that is worthy of your captions and this week was no exception. I bet I went through at least 200 photos before I finally found the perfect photo.

I'm sure you all are aware of how to play....simply enter your caption in the comment section below, enter as often as you'd like and don't forget to return here on Saturday when the winner of The Golden Phallus is announced.

Good luck, everyone!!!




For more captioning fun, be sure drop on by Dufus' place. Plus, there's a new captioning contest you can also try over at Jeremy's We Took The Bait.

Caption This! No. 37 Winner!

Hello everyone, thank you for stopping by today. A couple of days ago I mentioned that the best of the best play here. Man, I wasn't kidding...I wish I could give each and everyone of you the coveted prize for your captions this week.

The Panel definitely had a difficult decision this week and, after much deliberation, have finally decided on the winner. But, before we get to that announcement, I have several most-honorable mentions to hand out.

Moooooog35 said...
"Goodness, gracious...great balls of fire."

ReformingGeek said...
"I need some Ice, Ice, Baby."

Don said...
"This is why the phrase "blow me" was invented."

Kelly said...
"Just another day in Lindsay "Firecrotch" Lohan's boudoir."

Erin said...
"Their mothers' warnings about STD's went out the window, along with the condoms. With penises ablaze, the boys realized they'd better stop, drop, and roll. And get some antibiotics."

FreakSmack said...
"What a bunch of flamers!"

mac said...
"This is the normal progression. It starts with poor vision. In advanced cases, chronic masturbators are known to spontaneously combust."

Malisa said...
"Everyone in Arkansas enjoys a good wiener roast!"

We have a wiener...erm, I mean winner!

Today's winner actually submitted two really great captions, but one of them was definitely a cut above the rest. Please give a big round of applause for Tgoette because he's the one taking home The Golden Phallus today. Tgoette's blog, Sophisticated Lunacy, is one man's desperate attempt to create an amusing, entertaining and hopefully thought-provoking haven for fellow weirdos, crackpots, conspiracy theorists, alien abductees and people with a slightly twisted view on life. I'm sure you all fit into one category or another so I urge you all to stop by his place today and "follow" him.

And, now, the winning caption.....

"Trying to make the best out of a bad situation,
Clarence asked his friends if they were up for some smores."

Thank you all again for playing this week and I do hope to see you all again next week for another edition of Caption This!

Me-Me's Playhouse Caption This! No. 37

Woooo-hoooo, it's Wednesday! Time to play another edition of Caption This! By now I'm sure you all know the rules.....

Really, there are no rules. Simply enter your best caption for the photo below. You may enter as often as you likethen return here on Saturday when the winner of The Golden Phallus will be announced.



Now, for more captioning fun, head on over to Dufus' place.

Remember, tomorrow is "tweet thursday", see you then!

Me-Me's Playhouse Caption This! No. 36

It's time to play Caption This!

Wouldn't you love to win The Golden Phallus? Well, all you have to do is give the photo below a careful look and enter your most clever caption. You may enter as often as you like - contest closes Friday midnight. The decision of The Impartial Panel of Three will be announced here on Saturday.

Good luck, everyone!



Once you are done here, please pop over to Dufus' place for more captioning fun!

Me-Me's Playhouse Caption This! No. 35

Happy St. Patrick's Day and welcome to a special edition of Caption This! If it be gold yer lookin' for at the end of the rainbow, well, I've got your gold right here. Faith and begorrah....be the one with the most clever caption and ye win the prize.

May the luck of the Irish be with you. Enter as often as you like and return here on Saturday when The Panel awards the winner of the gold...The Golden Phallus.



This just in...Dufus has offered up a challenge today by claiming my little contest here is only second best. Well, we'll see about that. Pop on over to his place for another chance to win!

Me-Me's Playhouse Caption This! No. 34

Hello, boys and girls! I can see by the clock on the wall, it's time to play...Caption This! Take a close look at the photo below and give it your best shot. Enter as often as you'd like and return here on Saturday when the winner of The Golden Phallus will be announced.

What is this guy up to?



Good luck!

For more captioning fun, pop on over to Dufus' place. He's got a hum-dinger for you today!

Me-Me's Playhouse Caption This! No. 33

(Cue circus music.) Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the greatest show on earth! It's time for another installment of Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! It's fun and oh so easy to play.

Simply put on your thinking cap and take a gander at the photo below. Then, once your brain engages, submit your caption. See how easy this is?

Amaze your friends and family with the lovely Golden Phallus. This coveted trophy will be awarded to the author of the winning caption. Wouldn't this look great on your fireplace mantel?

And, what's a contest without the fine print? Enter as often as you like, contest ends midnight Friday. Be sure to check back here Saturday for the announcement of those who will receive most-honorable mentions and the grand prize winner. The decision of The Impartial Panel of Three is final.




Looking for more captioning fun? Well, then check out Dufus' place today!

Caption This! No. 32 Winner!

Hello all and thank you for playing the Olympic edition of Caption This! As you can see the guy in the photo has definitely confused the day's event...the luge. He thought the call was for the loo and attempts to mount the throne at the starting line.

The Panel has handed down their decision and the following have received a most-honorable mention......

Tgoette said...
"I am Dukiyama, defender of the toilet bowl. Beware my almighty stench!"

Kelly said...
"Yung Chin Wang: Protector of Toilets, Defender of Turds"

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...
"Yogi has his game face on as he makes his first attempt at toilet diving. The key is to have very little splash and to try to not disturb the turd in the pot."

Ziva said...
"The new sport doggy style luge didn't quite make the 2010 Olymic Games, but became an instant hit in Japan. The key to success, young Suzuki Ichiro soon discovered, was to eat, breathe and pee doggy style."

mac said...
"Tanaka sincerely regretted his decision to swallow Godzilla whole."

And the winner is.....

Today's winning author and recipient of The Golden Phallus is the one and only..... Mrs. Blogalot!!! Congratulations, rise from your throne and take a bow!

You really must pay her a visit today and follow her, here's just one reason why.....she would actually drink tomato sauce from the can if it were socially acceptable. Like Jerry Seinfeld, Mrs. Blogalot definitely offers a new spin on life's day-to-day ups and downs. Bet your bottom, her blog is positively a must read.

Now, the winning craption....erm, uh.....caption.

"As Young Flush takes the lead in the imaginary Tidy
Bowl games, visions of coming in number 2
again spurs him on to victory!"

Again, thank you all for playing, hope to see you here again next week. Have a great weekend!

Me-Me's Playhouse Caption This! No. 32

Well, well, well. Guess what I did? I won the caption contest over at Man Over Board! Whooo-hooo! Thanks, Glenn! Be sure to pop over to Glenn's place and take a look at my winning caption.

Now, in honor of the Olympic games, I selected this photo for this week's Caption This! You may enter as often as you like. The winning caption will be announced Saturday by The Impartial Panel of Three. The winner will take home The Golden Phallus.



For more captioning fun, pop on over to Dufus' place.

Me-Me's Playhouse Caption This! No. 30

Here we are again, it's time to play Caption This! Take a good look at the photos below, enter as many clever captions as you like, then return here on Saturday when the winner of The Golden Phallus will be announced.

What is this guy trying to tell us?



Now that you are all done here, pop on over to Dufus' place for more captioning fun!

Me-Me's Neighborhood Caption This! No. 29

Yes, it's Wednesday already and time for another round of Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! For you first-timers - take a look at the photo below, enter as many captions as you like and return on Saturday as The Impartial Panel of Three hands down their decision of who wins The Golden Phallus.

click on photo for a closer look.....

Now that you are done here, pop on over to Dufus' place for more captioning fun!

Me-Me's Playhouse Caption This! No. 20

Welcome to the Thanksgiving edition of Caption This!

Take a look at the photo below. Enter your captions and, if you impress The Panel, you'll take home the coveted Golden Phallus trophy. You may enter as often as you like. Then, return here Saturday for the announcement of the winning caption.

And, if you like captioning, I have a few other place you can stop by to try your luck: nonamedufus, EttaRose and Soccer Mom . Plus that Old Silly, Marvin, has his contest up tomorrow.