Simply put on your thinking cap and take a gander at the photo below. Then, once your brain engages, submit your caption. See how easy this is?
Amaze your friends and family with the lovely Golden Phallus. This coveted trophy will be awarded to the author of the winning caption. Wouldn't this look great on your fireplace mantel?
And, what's a contest without the fine print? Enter as often as you like, contest ends midnight Friday. Be sure to check back here Saturday for the announcement of those who will receive most-honorable mentions and the grand prize winner. The decision of The Impartial Panel of Three is final.
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