Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! No. 46

I received my first Christmas card in the mail yesterday, but it was nothing like the family photo card which has been selected for this week's edition of Caption This!  It's obvious one of the family members is not too thrilled about posing with the family.....I wonder why?

Enter as often as you like and return here on Saturday when the winner of The Golden Phallus is announced. So, put on your thinking caps and get crack-a-lackin'. Good luck!

In case you were wondering, Dufus is currently globe trotting and won't be back until sometime after the first of the year.....Merry Christmas, Dufus, and Happy New Year!!!

Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This No. 45

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas and the ugly holiday sweaters are being brought out from the moth balls to adorn those brave enough to wear them. Look, they work hard for the ugly. So, let's get in the spirit of things and Caption This!

The winner will take home the coveted Golden Phallus --so enter as often as you like. Check back here on Saturday for the announcement --I swear on my ugly sweater I will post it on time. Double your captioning fun by stopping by Dufus' place for a chance to win his contest --Pause, Ponder and Pun!

Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! No. 42

Hey there, hi there, ho there

We're as happy as can be

Step right up

And try your luck

Caption This!

Pic for me

You many enter as often as you like. Check back on Saturday to learn who takes home The Golden Phallus.

Tell your friends, call the neighbors and alert the media...the more the merrier! 

Also, be sure to stop by Dufus' place today for another edition of Pause, Ponder & Pun.

Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! No. 41

Humor Bloggers Dot Com Halloween Spooktacular

Yipeee, tomorrow is Halloween! Spooks, ghouls, super heroes and a princess or two will line the streets in search of tasty treats or brains, if they happen to be zombies. For this special edition of Caption This!, I have chosen a photo in honor of All Hallows Eve.

Caption This! photo in the comment section below, you may enter as often as you like --contest ends Friday at midnight. Then return here on Saturday when the winner will be announced. The winner, of course, takes home the lovely Golden Phallus.  Good luck and happy captioning!

Once you are done here, please stop by Dufus' and Chelle's places for more captioning fun! 

I hope you all have a safe and happy Halloween.

Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! No. 40

Yes, it's that time again.....time for another edition of Caption This! Honestly, I have no idea what is going on in the photo below, that's why I am counting on all of you to enlighten me. So, put on your captioning crown and get crack-a-lackin'

Enter as often as you like, contest ends Friday midnight.  Just remember to check back here on Saturday when the winners of the Most Honorable Mention and the Golden Phallus are announced.

If you love captioning, then you best head over to nonamedufus' place for the relaunch of "Pause, Ponder & Pun" and then make your way over to The Offended Bloggers' who is offering up her very first captioning contest today!

Caption This! No. 39 - And, The Winner Is.....

I want to thank you all for stopping by and visiting during the re-launch of The Screaming Me-Me. My decision to re-enter the blogosphere was not an easy one. Honestly, I was afraid no one would show up and I would be sitting here making up entries under false names. So, thank you, I really appreciate your support.

This week's Caption This! entries were all funny and very clever. There are a few standouts I'd like to acknowledge..... 

Sue over at Farvel  Cargo called on a Lynyrd Skynyrd classic for her caption - "Won't you gimme three steps, Gimme three steps mister, Gimme three steps towards the door? Gimme three steps, Gimme three steps mister and you'll never see me no more." 

Mike, The Wizard of Otin, went with a dating service approach - "Don't be mad at me. You look nothing like you Zoosk profile picture, either."

And one of the masters of this game, Dufus from nonamedufus - "Henrietta Hippo hadn't seen a trunk that size since she dated Elwood the Elephant."


The winner this week is no stranger to Caption This! and usually has one of the best entries wherever he plays. I'm talking about that Midget Man of Steel, author, blogger and the guy who jerks off your funny bone...ladies and gentlemen...moooooog! (Cue applause.)

"Unfortunately, Rob forgot that Hungry Hungry 

Hippos have an affinity for gobbling balls."

When you get the chance, please stop by these bloggers' homes for a visit. Thanks again for playing and I'll see you next Wednesday with another edition of Me-Me-'s Playhouse: CAPTION THIS!

The Sabbatical Is Over & Caption This!

Yes, the sabbatical is finally over and I'm back in the crazy land of blogging! For the past week I have been working with Retro:Kimmer revamping the design and layout of The Screaming Me-Me. While going through this process, I have discovered how much things have really changed in the blogging world. I've been making my way through gadgets, widgets, gidgets, stat counters and networks. Lawdy, please bear with me, it's almost enough to send me back into hiding.

I have also noticed that so many of my blogging buddies are still up and running.  I can't wait to start making the rounds again to catch up with you all and discovering new bloggers as well. This is going to be so much fun!

Now, on with the show.....

Me-Me's Playhouse: CAPTION THIS! No. 39

That's right, No. 39, I'm picking up where I left off 3-1/2 frickin' years ago. Please take a good look at the photo below and enter your best caption(s) in the comments. Don't hold back, the funnier (or raunchier) the better. Then, check back here on Saturday when I announce the winner.  Good luck!

Oh, I almost forgot....if you are here for the free beer, that's tomorrow. Cheers!

Me-Me's Playhouse Caption This! No. 38

Welcome and thanks for stopping by to play another round of Caption This! Each week I search and search for a photo that is worthy of your captions and this week was no exception. I bet I went through at least 200 photos before I finally found the perfect photo.

I'm sure you all are aware of how to play....simply enter your caption in the comment section below, enter as often as you'd like and don't forget to return here on Saturday when the winner of The Golden Phallus is announced.

Good luck, everyone!!!




For more captioning fun, be sure drop on by Dufus' place. Plus, there's a new captioning contest you can also try over at Jeremy's We Took The Bait.

Me-Me's Playhouse Caption This! No. 37

Woooo-hoooo, it's Wednesday! Time to play another edition of Caption This! By now I'm sure you all know the rules.....

Really, there are no rules. Simply enter your best caption for the photo below. You may enter as often as you likethen return here on Saturday when the winner of The Golden Phallus will be announced.



Now, for more captioning fun, head on over to Dufus' place.

Remember, tomorrow is "tweet thursday", see you then!

Me-Me's Playhouse Caption This! No. 36

It's time to play Caption This!

Wouldn't you love to win The Golden Phallus? Well, all you have to do is give the photo below a careful look and enter your most clever caption. You may enter as often as you like - contest closes Friday midnight. The decision of The Impartial Panel of Three will be announced here on Saturday.

Good luck, everyone!



Once you are done here, please pop over to Dufus' place for more captioning fun!

Me-Me's Playhouse Caption This! No. 35

Happy St. Patrick's Day and welcome to a special edition of Caption This! If it be gold yer lookin' for at the end of the rainbow, well, I've got your gold right here. Faith and begorrah....be the one with the most clever caption and ye win the prize.

May the luck of the Irish be with you. Enter as often as you like and return here on Saturday when The Panel awards the winner of the gold...The Golden Phallus.



This just in...Dufus has offered up a challenge today by claiming my little contest here is only second best. Well, we'll see about that. Pop on over to his place for another chance to win!

Me-Me's Playhouse Caption This! No. 34

Hello, boys and girls! I can see by the clock on the wall, it's time to play...Caption This! Take a close look at the photo below and give it your best shot. Enter as often as you'd like and return here on Saturday when the winner of The Golden Phallus will be announced.

What is this guy up to?



Good luck!

For more captioning fun, pop on over to Dufus' place. He's got a hum-dinger for you today!

Me-Me's Playhouse Caption This! No. 33

(Cue circus music.) Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the greatest show on earth! It's time for another installment of Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! It's fun and oh so easy to play.

Simply put on your thinking cap and take a gander at the photo below. Then, once your brain engages, submit your caption. See how easy this is?

Amaze your friends and family with the lovely Golden Phallus. This coveted trophy will be awarded to the author of the winning caption. Wouldn't this look great on your fireplace mantel?

And, what's a contest without the fine print? Enter as often as you like, contest ends midnight Friday. Be sure to check back here Saturday for the announcement of those who will receive most-honorable mentions and the grand prize winner. The decision of The Impartial Panel of Three is final.




Looking for more captioning fun? Well, then check out Dufus' place today!

Me-Me's Playhouse Caption This! No. 32

Well, well, well. Guess what I did? I won the caption contest over at Man Over Board! Whooo-hooo! Thanks, Glenn! Be sure to pop over to Glenn's place and take a look at my winning caption.

Now, in honor of the Olympic games, I selected this photo for this week's Caption This! You may enter as often as you like. The winning caption will be announced Saturday by The Impartial Panel of Three. The winner will take home The Golden Phallus.



For more captioning fun, pop on over to Dufus' place.

Me-Me's Playhouse Caption This! No. 31

Welcome one and all to this week's edition of Caption This!

What is this guy up to?

Got Captions? Great! Enter as often as you'd like. Then return here on Saturday when the winning caption is announced.

The prize? The Golden Phallus.

Good luck!




Now, if you love captioning, head on over to Dufus' place for more fun!

Special Announcement: Today is the final day to vote in Knucklehead's Blog-Off 2010. If you haven't already, please make your way over to Too Many Mornings to read Mike's latest post, it is hysterical. Then VOTE, you have until 6 PM Pacific time.....thank you!

Me-Me's Playhouse Caption This! No. 30

Here we are again, it's time to play Caption This! Take a good look at the photos below, enter as many clever captions as you like, then return here on Saturday when the winner of The Golden Phallus will be announced.

What is this guy trying to tell us?



Now that you are all done here, pop on over to Dufus' place for more captioning fun!

Me-Me's Neighborhood Caption This! No. 29

Yes, it's Wednesday already and time for another round of Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! For you first-timers - take a look at the photo below, enter as many captions as you like and return on Saturday as The Impartial Panel of Three hands down their decision of who wins The Golden Phallus.

click on photo for a closer look.....

Now that you are done here, pop on over to Dufus' place for more captioning fun!

Me-Me's Playhouse Caption This! No. 28

Welcome and thanks for stopping by to play another installment of Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This!

Take a look at the photo below and give it your best captions, enter as often as you'd like.

Be sure to check back on Saturday when the decision of The Impartial Panel of Three hands down their decision. The prize? The Golden Phallus.

Good luck!



Once you've finished here, stop on by Dufus' place for more caption action.

Me-Me's Playhouse Caption This! No. 27

Here we are again, it's Wednesday and time for Caption This!

Amaze your friends and family! You will take home the coveted Golden Phallus if you're able to impress The Impartial Panel of Three with your most-clever caption. Be sure to enter often and check back here on Saturday when the winner is announced.

So, what's up with this guy?


Please drop by Dufus' Place for more cockamamy captioning!

Me-Me's Playhouse Caption This! No. 26

Okay, boys and girls it's time for.....

Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! No. 26

Wooohooo!

Please take a look at this week's photo and give it your best shot. Remember, you may enter as often as you like. The Impartial Panel of Three will hand down its decision and the winner will be announced here on Saturday. The winner takes home the The Golden Phallus, the coveted trophy.

Good luck!



Oh, if you love captioning contests, be sure to check out Dufus' place for more fun!