1. I took my wife to a baseball game - I kissed her on the strikes and she kissed me on the balls.
2. What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A fire truck!
3. Be an optimist - at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Canaveral.
4. I climbed a tree and kissed my girl between the limbs.
5. Be true to your teeth and they won't be false to you.
6. My wife is a great cook - she makes great pies. I eat her cherry and she eats my banana.
7. If I see 'F' you see 'K'.
