Wacky Wednesday! New Year Celebration

You know you are drunk when…

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

You promise the pizza delivery guy $40 to pick up a 12-pack on the way with your delivery.

You can focus much better with one eye closed.

You are drinking directly from the champagne fountain.

You fall off the floor.

Your key doesn’t fit your neighbor’s door – thankfully.

You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

You’re still dancing long after the band stopped playing.

You’ve stopped putting paper on the nasty toilet seat.

You make out with your friend’s mom.

Now, for some interactive fun, add to the list in “comments” below!
You know you are drunk when __________.

Be safe and have a happy New Year!!!