Offer "Vince" Shlomi has served his time. Vince, you'll remember, was the TV pitchman for that product no household could be without, Shamwow. He had been serving time for assault and battery charges and possession of crystal methamphetamine. Whether or not Vince returns to television remains to be seen.Humor Bloggers Dot Com held a Mr. Shamwow Carnival in honor of Vince's birthday last April. Now, to honor his release from jail, I am re-posting my tribute. Enjoy!
Ode To Vince, The Poem
by The Screaming Me-Me!!!
Everyone everywhere knows of Vince
He’s the one that tries to convince
Each and every household with TVs
That we really must have one of these!
It’s not a towel or a rag you see
It’s a magical cloth from Germany
Soaking up its weight in cola and wine
Look how that counter top begins to shine!
Now, Vince isn’t really much of a looker
He wanted a woman, so he bought a hooker
She bit his tongue, oh what a bloody mess
There was blood, even on the hooker’s dress!
Now Vince sits, I hear he’s doing time
His once golden voice isn’t worth a dime
Don’t dare ask me where, when or how
Who will now sell the magical ShamWow?
He’s the one that tries to convince
Each and every household with TVs
That we really must have one of these!
It’s not a towel or a rag you see
It’s a magical cloth from Germany
Soaking up its weight in cola and wine
Look how that counter top begins to shine!
Now, Vince isn’t really much of a looker
He wanted a woman, so he bought a hooker
She bit his tongue, oh what a bloody mess
There was blood, even on the hooker’s dress!
Now Vince sits, I hear he’s doing time
His once golden voice isn’t worth a dime
Don’t dare ask me where, when or how
Who will now sell the magical ShamWow?
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