I promise -- honestly...
I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightgown. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
I will no longer waste my time reliving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.
I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
I will brush my teeth with the bristle end of the brush.
Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at my DUI hearing.
I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard -- I'm not a clock watcher.
I will read the manual... no more throwing it out the window.
I will think of a password other than "password."
I will not tell the same old story at every get together -- boring.
I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine.
I will be more imaginative.