Saturday, December 27, 2008

New Year Resolutions 2009

I promise -- honestly...

I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightgown. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.

I will no longer waste my time reliving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.

I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.

I will brush my teeth with the bristle end of the brush.

Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at my DUI hearing.

I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.

I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard -- I'm not a clock watcher.

I will read the manual... no more throwing it out the window.

I will think of a password other than "password."

I will not tell the same old story at every get together -- boring.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine.

I will be more imaginative.


  1. That is an awesome list. Love it!

  2. Funny stuff and a great list. If you'd like to read my year-end update its found here

    Best wishes in the new year!

  3. Funny stuff -- my favorite is "I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine. "

    I am so tired of getting walked all over by people who claimed to be my "friends" IRL

  4. Nice and you touched on many that I was thinking about too. Great list.

  5. Finally a good resolution list!

    That was too funny... moving the computer into the bedroom. :)

  6. Good grief... that list is frighteningly accurate. Have you been spying on me?

  7. I can relate to some of these. Glad to see others feel the same!

  8. I had been thinking that perhaps I should make a resolution to spend less time ironing clothes in '09. That might just be possible if wash I wash less often and use more deoderant. Thanks for the tip.

  9. *hic* yeah. It's about time you start using deoderant. People are starting to complain around these parts.

    Seriously, you a have a mighty fine list there. I have my doubts about you, I or any blogger spending less than one hour a day on the internet, though. Personally, when I get a lil' break time, my ass is glued to the chair in front of the computer. Heh heh. No, I did not have an accident involving..... never mind. You make a good point about brushing your teeth with the bristel end. I try to do that every day.

    BTW, I put up a post today because you made me you bully. WaaHHHH.

  10. How funny, especially the internet one!

  11. Cute Blog! Thanks for following mine! I will follow this one! Great article!

  12. That is a very good one, and it would not hurt if we all were more imaginative.

  13. ha ha! such a funny list and creative. thanks for making me smile.

  14. Interesting list. Some resolutions, like the one on Not thinking about the past, reminded me of my own.

  15. Awesome site. I love the I promise..honestly post. I laughed til I almost peed my pants.

  16. Good list! You are SUCH an idealist!


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