Is there someone that just annoys the hell out of you? Maybe a co-worker, a neighbor, a relative or a perfect stranger? Well, my friends, it's time for revenge. Today I'm giving you the ammunition to fight back.
1. Never make eye contact.
2. Never break eye contact.
3. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy".
4. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think".
5. Signal a conversation is over by clamping your hands to your ears.
6. Follow a few paces behind someone and spray everything they touch with Lysol.
7. While traveling in the right lane, leave your left turn signal on.
8. Honk and wave at strangers.
9. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
10. only type in lowercase.
11. dont use any punctuation either
12. Tie jingle bells to you clothes.
13. Wear your pants backwards.
14. Pretend your computer mouse is a CB radio and talk into it.
15. Stand over someone's shoulder and mumble as they read.
16. Ask people what gender they are.
17. Beep when a large person backs up.
18. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at cars passing by to see if they slow down.
19. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
20. Leave your favorite annoyance below.