From Zero To 200 In Six Seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him, "Tomorrow I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from zero to 200 in six seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back into the house.
She quickly opened it and, much to her surprise, she found a new bathroom scale.
Needless to say, Bob has been missing since Friday.
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I thought you were talking about Rosie O'Donnell's cholesterol level.
ReplyDeleteLOL! That reminds me of the car commercial where he forgets it's their anniversary.. gets up early, hauls ass all over town only to come back with a hummingbird globe or something just as tacky
ReplyDeleteJeez! That's hilarious. As soon as I read it was scales, I thought of my ex.
ReplyDeleteEven I know better than that.
ReplyDeleteOh damn...this ones good enough to share with the man...
ReplyDeleteAlthough if my ex had tried that while I still weighed that much..oh holy fighting mad fat woman batman!
Are you saying that Bob's choice of gift was a bad relationship move? I'm not very good at reading between the lines so I need these things spelled out for me.
ReplyDeleteThat could explain my lack of success at relationships.