From Zero To 200 In Six Seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him, "Tomorrow I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from zero to 200 in six seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back into the house.
She quickly opened it and, much to her surprise, she found a new bathroom scale.
Needless to say, Bob has been missing since Friday.
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