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At the Peek-A-Boo nudist colony, Ronnie displays the winning form responsible for being awarded the coveted "Mr. Sandbox" title for 2009.
ReplyDelete"Madonna liked ALL of her new back-up dancers, but there was something about Nate that she just couldn't put her finger on..."
ReplyDelete..dad..?
ReplyDeleteIt was on or around this time that we realized Ronnie had run out of Prozac.
ReplyDeleteShit like this is why I own a pool.
ReplyDeleteThe Purple Monkey backstage at the WWF.
ReplyDeleteQuick thinking by Ed saved the day as he replaced his missing bucket with a child's place mat before strutting the catwalk at Paris Hilton's Fashion Show. That's hot!
ReplyDeleteAlthough his intent to lure his 5 year old twins away from Nicklelodean on Saturday mornings was a noble one, the terrified looks on their faces told Martin he probably went a bit overboard when he suddenly appeared at the breakfast table one morning, dressed as "live super-hero" Mr Party Favor..
ReplyDelete"Shock the Monkey!"
ReplyDeleteSometimes you feel like a nut............
ReplyDeletethis is why you never, ever, order your party stripper off craigslist
ReplyDeletepost-election backstage fun at republican party headquarters
ReplyDeleteSchmerdly's disguise as an alien woman from the planet Akfuaox fooled no one.
ReplyDeleteMy eyes..my mind can't even take it all in.
ReplyDeleteA super-hero with 'special' powers.
ReplyDeleteNightmare on beach 9
ReplyDeleteThere are three rules for keeping a Purple Tittied Water Wobbler
ReplyDelete1) Don't get him wet
2) Keep him away from bright lights.... especially sunlight
3) The most important rule of all, no mater how much he cries, no mater how much he begs, never, NEVER... pet the monkey.
"God, I need a new agent. This? This is the best part he could find for me?"
ReplyDeleteThe Old Silly
Which way to the kiddie pool?
ReplyDeleteDamn, should have never took them up on that bet.
ReplyDeleteOK, but where did you pack the beach umbrella?
ReplyDeleteNo one is certain, but Bert's permanent state of unemployment might have something to do with what he wore to job interviews.
ReplyDeleteDamn! I forgot to put on my socks.
ReplyDeleteDeiter, come pet my monkey.
ReplyDeleteAnyone want to pat my monkey?
ReplyDeleteThis was Nickelodeon’s first failed attempt to insert an African American character in the popular Sponge Bob Square Pants Cartoon.
ReplyDeleteEven PETA thought this submission for the “I’d rather wear nothing than fur” was a little too much even for them. However, they applaud his commitment to the environment.
ReplyDeleteSlap THIS... go on... just TRY it!
ReplyDeleteThrowing sand in the bully's face just wasn't working for Jimmy.
ReplyDeleteNow that he'd finally disposed of The Joker, Batman focused his attention on his new nemesis, Beach Boy, whose arsenal of deadly weapons included a plastic shovel and an organ grinder.
ReplyDeleteTodd knew it was wrong at the time, but it was spring break and he was drunk. So he put that day out of his mind, and didn't fully begin to regret his actions until years later, when he announced his candidacy for the U.S. Senate.
ReplyDeleteNobody enjoys casual Fridays at the Spa and Pool Emporium more than Calvin.
ReplyDeletePoor Jillian couldn't even look at her beach toys since the time she and Mommy came home early from school.
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