I was up at 4 o'clock this morning to join my neighbors in their backyard for the viewing of NASA's $74 million dollar project where two rockets were crashed into the moon's south pole. Yep, 4 o'clock is mighty early!What is NASA searching for? Hidden ice.
Why? To determine if there is water under the moon's surface.
Do I care? Not really, but it was very cool to view the moon through their three really high-powered telescopes.
Did I see the impact? No. But what I did see, in addition to the surface of the moon, was the Orion nebula and Mars. Awesome!
Will I ever get up at 4 o'clock again? Doubtful.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for another installment of Caption This!
Take a look at the photo below. Nice family photo, huh? Enter often, your clever captions will be accepted until mid-night Sunday. The winner will be announced here on Monday and will receive The Golden Phallus plus 500 EntreCard credits.
Good luck!
Click photo to enlarge...I dare you!
It was about this time that the photographer cursed the day he decided to splurge for the X-Ray Vision goggles.
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Next year the Osborns are hoping they can afford the FULL membership at the nudist colony.
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"Formal night at the nudist camp!"
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I love this post, it is so clever. The captions people have thought of are awesome! I was laughing out loud at work :0X
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ReplyDeleteHAHA - these captions are too funny already and I'm too tired. I will say that whole moon thing was a huge waste of money - duh, we have economic problems and we shoot the moon? God save us all!!!!
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I don't like the idea that they're blowing things up on the moon! What will that do to the cosmos synchronization?
You and I might wake up in a lush forest instead of the dry, hot desert!
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funny captions you have so far.
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I looked at the moon through a powerful telescope too. I was hoping to see it crack upon impact. All I saw was some mold and something that looked like mouse turds.
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