I Can Walk On Water...Seriously!

This has got to be the coolest invention I've seen in a while.  Take a look.  Are you game?

Obnoxious Elevator Fun!

1. When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.  Laugh madly, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for the other people as the board, but push the wrong ones.

4. Pretend to make a call, “Hello, Psychic Hotline?  Can you tell me what floor I’m on?”

5. Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend.  After awhile, let the doors close and say, “Hi Jim, what took you so long?”

6. Move your desk into the elevator and when someone gets on ask if they have an appointment.

7. Lay down a Twister mat and ask if anyone would like to play.

8. Look panicked and ask, “Anyone feel that?”

9. Stand really close to someone.  Sniff them and then make a horrible face.

10. Call out, “Group hug!”  Enforce it. 

11. Grimace painfully and smack your forehead and mutter, “Shut up – all of you, just shut up!”

12. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers in a cartoon voice.

13. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

14. Stare and grin at a passenger for awhile.  Then announce, “I’ve got on new socks”.

15. Thank everyone for flying today as they exit.

Joke: Catholic School Daze

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually, she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was sleeping, "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. 

The teacher said, "Very good" and continued teaching the class. A little later the nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and savior?" But she didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, little Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary Margaret and the teacher once again said "very good and Mary Margaret fell back to sleep. 

The teacher asked her a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her tenth child?" Again, Johnny to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "if you stick me with that damn thing one more time - I'll break it in half!" The nun fainted.

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I'm Crazy, Are You?

Here's to the Crazy Ones

Here's to the crazy ones.
The misfits. The rebels.
The troublemakers. The round
pegs in the square holes - the
ones who see things differently.
They're not fond of rules and
they have no respect for
the status quo. You can praise
them, disagree with them,
quote them, disbelieve them,
glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing that you
can't do is ignore them.
Because they change things.

- Steve Jobs