Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Wacky Wednesday! - Laugh It Up!

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

3. A rubber band pistol was confiscated in an algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

4. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

5. A gernade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

6. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

7. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

8. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

9. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

10. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan Island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

This guy has one infectious laugh.....laugh it up!


  1. Very refreshing, the perfect antidote for eradicating dinosaur peni from my overactive imagination.

  2. Damn French. I blame Jerry Lewis for that laugh.

  3. Love the last one. Optical Aleutian indeed.

  4. OMG i could only handle that guys; high pitched jerry lewis braying for one viewing....i liked your puns

  5. I've never read a joke featuring silk worms before. You've made me a happy man! :P

  6. (giggle)(giggle)(giggle) (snort) oh!

  7. Keep them coming, I love puns! "Math disruption", lol!


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