Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Wacky Wednesday! - Laugh It Up!


1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

3. A rubber band pistol was confiscated in an algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

4. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

5. A gernade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

6. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

7. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

8. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

9. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

10. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan Island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.


This guy has one infectious laugh.....laugh it up!

8 comments:

  1. Very refreshing, the perfect antidote for eradicating dinosaur peni from my overactive imagination.

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  2. Damn French. I blame Jerry Lewis for that laugh.

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  3. Love the last one. Optical Aleutian indeed.

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  4. OMG i could only handle that guys; high pitched jerry lewis braying for one viewing....i liked your puns

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  5. I've never read a joke featuring silk worms before. You've made me a happy man! :P

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  6. (giggle)(giggle)(giggle) (snort) oh!

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  7. Keep them coming, I love puns! "Math disruption", lol!

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