Thursday, January 7, 2010

So Long, Farewell.....

I quit!
Yep, stick me with a fork, I'm done!

After almost a year of click, click, clicking, I have canceled my account with Entrecard. So, to all you good people who actually stopped, dropped, read and commented - I thank you! I do hope you will continue to visit me and I promise I'll visit you as well. But, to those of you that just stopped, dropped and rolled on out of here - see ya!

What a load off my shoulders, not to mention my wrist. This will now free me up an hour and a half each and every day. This is time that will be much better spent visiting blogs and commenting. Look out, here I come!

If you haven't enter your caption for this week's Caption This!, click on over and give it a shot for your chance to win The Golden Phallus!

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Me-Me's Playhouse Caption This! No. 26

Okay, boys and girls it's time for.....

Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! No. 26


Please take a look at this week's photo and give it your best shot. Remember, you may enter as often as you like. The Impartial Panel of Three will hand down its decision and the winner will be announced here on Saturday. The winner takes home the The Golden Phallus, the coveted trophy.

Good luck!

Oh, if you love captioning contests, be sure to check out Dufus' place for more fun!

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Quotable: W. C. Fields

Fields’s screen character was often fond of alcohol and this trait has become part of the Fields legend. In his younger days as a juggler, Fields himself never drank, because he didn’t want to impair his functions while performing. The loneliness of his constant touring and traveling, however, compelled Fields to keep liquor on hand for fellow performers, so he could invite them to his dressing room for companionship and cocktails. Only then did Fields cultivate a fondness for alcohol. ---Wikipedia

1. I can't stand water because of the things fish do in it.

2. I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

3. No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

4. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

5. Never give a sucker an even break.

6. Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

7. There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.

8. Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.

9. A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

10. Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

11. Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

12. Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

13. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Me-Me's Neighborhood No. 1

The new year brings a new feature to The Screaming Me-Me, Me-Me's Neighborhood.

Think of it as a neighborhood party. You know most everyone, but there are still a few neighbors you haven't had the pleasure of meeting just yet. Who knows, you might be surprised by the common interest you share plus it's always nice to make new friends. All I ask is that you welcome them to the neighborhood by visiting and leaving a little note to let them know you stopped by.

Ohhhhh, who are the people in your neighborhood?

To kick things off, I'd would like to introduce you to dufusdownbeat. I know what you're thinking , "But we already know Dufus". Well, you may know nonamedufus of Humor Bloggers Dot Com fame, but you may not be aware of one of his other two blogs, dufusdownbeat.

dufusdownbeat is a blog dedicated to rock 'n roll music. His knowledge is vast when it comes to the music of eras gone by. Let me tell you, if there were ever a Rock 'n Roll Jeopardy, Dufus would definitely take the championship title. Plus, he always provides a video of his featured artist. I find it's a nice break in the day to stop, listen and reminisce.

"Tune in, turn on.....Our goal here is to enjoy rediscovering some great music from days gone by while learning a little about the artists - perhaps some trivia or little known fact. Weekends are usually reserved for odd or offbeat tunes and performances." ---dufusdownbeat

If you are a child of the 60's or 70's or if you just love rock 'n roll music, this is a blog for you. dufusdownbeat has started the new year in a new home. So, be sure to take a good look around while you are there. Oh, and don't forget to say, "howdy"!

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Gimme That Old Time Religion...Ha!

People of the flock, are you looking for answers to questions where organized religions and governments have failed you? Are you looking for money, weird sex and sheer power over others? Well, look no further.

You may have noticed the picture on my sidebar of Bob Dobbs. I'm sure you are all wondering, "Just who is Bob Dobbs?" J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is the greatest salesman that has ever lived, he has cheated death several times and is the figurehead of the Church of the Sub-Genius. Bob Dobbs is the savior of 'slack'.

I hear you, "Me-Me, just what is the Church of the Sub-Genius?". Thank you for asking. The Church of the Sub-Genius is a mutant offshoot of Discordianism launched in 1981 as a spoof of fundamentalist Christianity led by the 'Reverend' Ivan Stang. Much Sub-Genius theory is concerned with the acquisition of the mystical substance or quality of 'slack'.

I know, your wheels are spinning. The essence of 'slack' it a state of laziness, the absence of work or thought. Or, as it has been described, to be a divine state of infinite mental inactivity, right up there with hibernation, or the concept of nirvana. In the church of the sub-geniustrue, 'slack' is the ultimate goal and surpasses any pleasure of the flesh or mind.

Take charge of your life, friends. I invite you to further explore The Church of the Sub-Genius. Become a member of this lucrative cult, sign up today and save $5000! You will instantly become an ordained minister. In addition to the propaganda pamphlets, you will receive a wallet-sized minister's card which allows you perform weddings - legally. No salesman will call.

Praise Bob!

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Caption This! No. 25 Winner!

Happy New Year!!!

I hope everyone had a safe and happy new year's celebration. I know I did. That's why I wasn't around yesterday, I was still in blue moon mode. I celebrated by participating in a progressive dinner where 20 friends went from house-to-house for each of the six courses. The timing was perfect as we rang in the new year with desert. It was fabulous!

On with the show.....

Thank you all for playing Caption This! The Panel has made their decision. The following have been given a nod by The Panel by receiving a most-honorable mention.

moooooog said:
"OMG OMG OMG someone PLEASE tell us that you brought a bag of Doritos."

The Old Silly said:
"You think we're stupid? Like we can't count or something? You said 36 dime bags, scumbag ... there's only 35 here. We get back to our boys with one missing and they'll KNOW we've been skimming."

Leeuna said:
"Skanktown's Police Department holds its annual pot sale."

We have a winner.....

The first winner of the new year is not a stranger here at Caption This! Give a round of applause for Freak Smack. In case you have never visited his blog, you need to pop over and take a look. Freak Smack tells the tale of those recently incarcerated.....hilarious! Congratulations, Freak Smack, here's another Golden Phallus for your trophy case.

Now, for the winning caption.....

34 Sandwich Baggies $1.37...
Impound lot Fees $250.00...
New Vehicle Interior $2,674.35...
The Look on Their Faces When They Realize it's
Just Catnip and Oregano... Priceless

Thanks again for playing, see you here again next Wednesday for another edition of Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This!

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