E is for Elves
With pointed shoes and ears
No girls allowed
Maybe they're all queers?
Thank you all for playing Caption This!
Whoa, did you see the set on this steer? Good googly-moogly! And speaking of moooooog, he submitted a couple of really clever captions this time around as did the rest of you. I'm glad you all had so much fun with this photo. The Panel has recognized the following to receive a most-honorable mention:
moooooog said:
I really hadn't considered being reincarnated as a bull until right now.
Quirky said:
You didn't have to touch it, but you did, but you did, but you did. And I thank-you!
C: said:
The day Michael took his girlfriend to the rodeo, he suddenly realized that Maggie wasn't speaking of a fondness for a certain Christmas decoration when said how much she liked "Kissing Balls."
Cat Lady Larew said:
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!
Shay said:
You are right, the left one does hang lower.
We have a winner.....
This week's winning author has a blog that I simply can't wait to get to each day, Headaches, Hormones and Hot Flashes. Lee the Hot Flash Queen invites you all to "Stop by anytime you want to escape your everyday life and delve into mine!". Now, pop on over, you'll be glad you did. Congratulations, Lee!!!
Now, for the winning caption.....
Betty Sue said, "I am just so proud of my newhusband's ball cleaner! Have you ever seen
anything so round and smooth as a baby's bottom?"
See you all next Wednesday for another edition of Caption This!
Well done Lee. You really had a ball with that picture, obviously.
ReplyDeleteThat. Is. Mad. Witty Hysterical - LMAO! But, OMG, but now I'm not hungry any more.
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Congrats to Lee! And I'm honored that I received an honorable mention!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm loving your little poems!
Elves are queers. I learned something new! hee hee hee
I'd like to just say, I've never met an elf I didn't like :)
ReplyDeleteThat was a great picture. It always makes me wonder what the original picture was taken for. Congats, Lee
ReplyDeleteI didn't notice before just what a sincere smile that girl has on her face. Was she going to the horse stalls next?
ReplyDeleteHOLY SHIT!!! I won!!!!!!!!!!!! I am stroking those balls in udder excitement!! Thanks!! I am honored!
ReplyDeleteYour poems are masterful! Love"E". Congrats to all the winners. The Quenn cracks me up, love her blog.
ReplyDeleteOr the Queen. I really am challenged on a keyboard.
ReplyDeleteStill enjoying the alphabet thing. You had some really good captions for that last one.
ReplyDeleteCongrats Lee!
ReplyDeleteCongrat to Lee! But did you see those elves trying to sneek a feel?
ReplyDeleteSONNET XXXIX FOR KATIE
ReplyDeleteI went downtown, saw Katie in the nude
on Common Avenue, detracted soltitude
as it were, like a dream-state rosely hued,
like no one else could see her; DAMN! I phewed;
was reciprokelly then, thank heaven, viewed,
bestowed unique hard-on! but NOT eschewed,
contrair-ee-lee, she took a somewhat rude
'n readidy attude of Sex Prelude; it BREWED!
And for a start, i hiccuped "Hi!", imbued
with Moooood! She toodledooed: "How queued
your awe-full specie-ally-tee, Sir Lewd,
to prove (alas!), to have me finely screwed,
and hopef'lly afterwards beloved, wooed,
alive, huh? Don't you even DO it, Duu-uuude!"
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N'est-que pas que la solitude elle-mème eveille quelque attente fébrile? Voici l'entrée, vide, discrètetement illuminée comme une musée nocturne – la terasse, avec ses torchères ondoyantes par un soir d'Avent étrangement doux – laissant le vestibule et les murmures de voix – la chambre immaculée immaculée et la musique de danse derrière le mur – et le bar à cocktails mondains – le bassin où le nageur s'entrâine, longeur après longeur, il en n'a jamais assez, il doit y mettre de sien – enfin, tournant vers le haut au coin du sombre couloir vient la fille noire et pâle, altière, déterminée et de style épuré, ainsi qu'un moderne avion de chasse suédois.
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Exit time. Las chicas dejan el espejo de bar
dormindose en sus corazónes de alta traícion.
El Señor no levanta. Él pastorea a sus pies
los presuntos compradores. Y nos bendice.
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Consider Sex and time, procreation, reincarnation. Trigonometry! I envisage the time axis as the repetitive tangens function. Do you see what I mean? What can be tentatively derived from this notion? Clue: orgasm AND birth pangs at tan 0.
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I came over here from Lee's blog and wanted to say hi!
ReplyDeleteP.S. I'm your newest follower!
I came over from TripleH's place. :D
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