Saturday, December 5, 2009

The Fractured ABC's Of Christmas - E

is for Elves
With pointed shoes and ears

No girls allowed

Maybe they're all queers?

Thank you all for playing Caption This!

Whoa, did you see the set on this steer? Good googly-moogly! And speaking of moooooog, he submitted a couple of really clever captions this time around as did the rest of you. I'm glad you all had so much fun with this photo. The Panel has recognized the following to receive a most-honorable mention:

moooooog said:
I really hadn't considered being reincarnated as a bull until right now.

Quirky said:
You didn't have to touch it, but you did, but you did, but you did. And I thank-you!

C: said:
The day Michael took his girlfriend to the rodeo, he suddenly realized that Maggie wasn't speaking of a fondness for a certain Christmas decoration when said how much she liked "Kissing Balls."

Cat Lady Larew said:
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!

Shay said:
You are right, the left one does hang lower.

We have a winner.....

This week's winning author has a blog that I simply can't wait to get to each day, Headaches, Hormones and Hot Flashes. Lee the Hot Flash Queen invites you all to "Stop by anytime you want to escape your everyday life and delve into mine!". Now, pop on over, you'll be glad you did. Congratulations, Lee!!!

Now, for the winning caption.....

Betty Sue said, "I am just so proud of my new
husband's ball cleaner! Have you ever seen
anything so round and smooth as a baby's bottom?"

See you all next Wednesday for another edition of Caption This!


  1. Well done Lee. You really had a ball with that picture, obviously.

  2. That. Is. Mad. Witty Hysterical - LMAO! But, OMG, but now I'm not hungry any more.


  3. Congrats to Lee! And I'm honored that I received an honorable mention!

    And I'm loving your little poems!

    Elves are queers. I learned something new! hee hee hee

  4. I'd like to just say, I've never met an elf I didn't like :)

  5. That was a great picture. It always makes me wonder what the original picture was taken for. Congats, Lee

  6. I didn't notice before just what a sincere smile that girl has on her face. Was she going to the horse stalls next?

  7. HOLY SHIT!!! I won!!!!!!!!!!!! I am stroking those balls in udder excitement!! Thanks!! I am honored!

  8. Your poems are masterful! Love"E". Congrats to all the winners. The Quenn cracks me up, love her blog.

  9. Or the Queen. I really am challenged on a keyboard.

  10. Still enjoying the alphabet thing. You had some really good captions for that last one.

  11. Congrat to Lee! But did you see those elves trying to sneek a feel?


    I went downtown, saw Katie in the nude
    on Common Avenue, detracted soltitude
    as it were, like a dream-state rosely hued,
    like no one else could see her; DAMN! I phewed;

    was reciprokelly then, thank heaven, viewed,
    bestowed unique hard-on! but NOT eschewed,
    contrair-ee-lee, she took a somewhat rude
    'n readidy attude of Sex Prelude; it BREWED!

    And for a start, i hiccuped "Hi!", imbued
    with Moooood! She toodledooed: "How queued
    your awe-full specie-ally-tee, Sir Lewd,
    to prove (alas!), to have me finely screwed,

    and hopef'lly afterwards beloved, wooed,
    alive, huh? Don't you even DO it, Duu-uuude!"

    My English Poetry Blog

    N'est-que pas que la solitude elle-mème eveille quelque attente fébrile? Voici l'entrée, vide, discrètetement illuminée comme une musée nocturne – la terasse, avec ses torchères ondoyantes par un soir d'Avent étrangement doux – laissant le vestibule et les murmures de voix – la chambre immaculée immaculée et la musique de danse derrière le mur – et le bar à cocktails mondains – le bassin où le nageur s'entrâine, longeur après longeur, il en n'a jamais assez, il doit y mettre de sien – enfin, tournant vers le haut au coin du sombre couloir vient la fille noire et pâle, altière, déterminée et de style épuré, ainsi qu'un moderne avion de chasse suédois.



    Exit time. Las chicas dejan el espejo de bar
    dormindose en sus corazónes de alta traícion.
    El Señor no levanta. Él pastorea a sus pies
    los presuntos compradores. Y nos bendice.

    My spanish poetry blog


    Consider Sex and time, procreation, reincarnation. Trigonometry! I envisage the time axis as the repetitive tangens function. Do you see what I mean? What can be tentatively derived from this notion? Clue: orgasm AND birth pangs at tan 0.

    My Philosophy

    My Music Blog

    My Babe Wallpapers

    You are very welcome to promote your blog on mine. They are well frequented, so there's mutual benefit.

    - Peter Ingestad, Sweden

  13. I came over here from Lee's blog and wanted to say hi!

    P.S. I'm your newest follower!

  14. I came over from TripleH's place. :D


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