It's time to play Caption This!
Wouldn't you love to win The Golden Phallus? Well, all you have to do is give the photo below a careful look and enter your most clever caption. You may enter as often as you like - contest closes Friday midnight. The decision of The Impartial Panel of Three will be announced here on Saturday.
Good luck, everyone!
Once you are done here, please pop over to Dufus' place for more captioning fun!