Oh, Johnny.....

Last night I decided to watch an all-time favorite movie of mine. Although I have seen this movie a bajillion times, I made my nest on the sofa before the feature even started so I wouldn't miss a single line.

1. Soda.....check
2. Bowl of chocolate pudding.....check
3. Bag of Doritos.....check
4. Cottage cheese and salsa.....check
5. Remote.....check

Why, oh why, don't they make 'em like this anymore?

Airplane! is definitely a classic chocked full of memorable one liners and hilarious scenes. One of my personal favorites throughout the movie would have to be Johnny, he cracks me up. I'm not the only one that has stolen many a line from him over the years.

Here, take a look.....



See what I mean?

Take it from me, Airplane! is a great movie to see any time, any place with anyone no matter how many times you've seen it.

Oh, in case you were wondering, cottage cheese and salsa mixed together makes a delicious dip.

"Caption This!" No.9: The Winner Is.....

Happy Monday everyone, I hope you all had a great 4th of July weekend. Because of the monsoon season has started here in Arizona, it was very hot and muggy all weekend. But that didn't stop me from attending the fireworks display over in Tempe, it was awesome!

This week's "On This Day in History" has some pretty interesting events. Salute!

1. 1923 - The Union of Soviet Socialist Republic was formed.

2. 1928 - The first all-talking movie, "The Lights of New York" debuted in New York.

3. 1933 - Baseball's first All-Star game was held as the American League defeated the National League 4-2 in Chicago's Comiskey Park.

4. 1974 - Garrison's Keillor's radio show, "A Prairie Home Companion", debuted in a live broadcast from St. Paul, MN.

5. 1989 - The US Army destroyed its last Pershing A-1 missles.

Now, on with the show.....

We tried something a little different for the 4th of July edition of Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! I thank all of you for participating: Dizzblnd, moooooog35, Joel, Raymond, MyDailyList, BoBo, Nooter, Don and OMyWord!, hope to see all you here next time.

The envelope please.....

There can only be one winner and this week's winning captions goes to someone that is new here to The Screaming Me-Me!!! He doesn't have a blog, he has a website that promotes his musical, "Cowboys on Mars? A Space Oprey". Bob Gately is the winning author and takes home The Golden Phallus and 500 EC credits, congratulations!

Join us again this Friday for an all new edition!

Sunday Funny: The Little Old Lady

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they didn't smell and are silent". The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady goes back, "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts... although still silent they stink terribly." "Good", the doctor said, now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."


Remember.......

You have until midnight to submit your captions for "Caption This!, Fourth of July Edition". The winner takes home The Golden Phallus plus 500 EntreCard credits. Hurry on over!

Ain't Nothin' Funny About It.....

Jimi Hendrix
Woodstock, August 1969

Caption This! 4th of July Edition

Three cheers for the red, white and blue.....

This is the weekend for attending parades, gathering with friends and family for B-B-Q's and watching spectacular firework displays, I wish you all a happy and safe 4th of July weekend.

And, speaking of fireworks.....

This week's installment of Me-Me's Playhouse: Caption This! is a little different. What we're looking for this week is "He said", "She thought" to fill the balloons over the heads of Barrack and Hillary. Use your imagination and enter as often as you like until mid-night Sunday.

The Impartial Panel of Three ask that you indicate "He:" and "She:" to alleviate any confusion. Their decision will be announced here on Monday, so be sure to check back here to find out who takes home the lovely Golden Phallus and 500 EntreCard credits.

In the meantime......have a great weekend!

Drew Carey, He Does It For Me!

As if Drew Carey's show, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, wasn't funny enough, here is a clip that was considered by the producers as unfit for television.

I'm dying......

still laughing......

bwahahahaha.....

The Blogosphere Has Been Very Good To Me!

Today I am abandoning my regularly scheduled post, Wacky Wednesday!, to take care of some important recognitions. As bloggers, we are all very grateful to have loyal traffic visiting our small niche of the blogosphere.

This is why my hat is off to the Top Ten EntreCard droppers for the month of June - Salute! Each of these fine bloggers visited The Screaming Me-Me every day during the month of June. Thank you so much for stopping and dropping.

I would also like to thank Quirkyloon for bestowing upon me the lovely "I Love Your Blog" award" Quirky stops by here and comments regularly. If you haven't experienced her blog, click on her badge, you'll be glad you did!

Now, I must pass this lovely award along to four blogging buddies whose blogs I come to love. It's wonderful to have such great friends here in blogsophere, thank you all for making my days so delightful.

Abigail @ The Tangy Lemon

Andy @ My Daily List
Dizzy @ Soggy Doggy Bloggy
Joel @ Shalampax